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Perry Politics

ONE GREW UP TO BE GOVERNOR OF TEXAS - The other never grew up.

TAGS: perry 2012
Rating: 3.86/5

More politifakes by todd snyder

RonaldReagan - March 14, 2014, 9:58 pm
Both were potheads. You think Perry got cantankerous purely on dry Texas air?

THE POWER OF PRAYER - Rick Perry asked Texas to pray for rain and God set Texas on fire. This can only mean one thing. God hates Rick Perry too.

THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU. - For having the balls to say what it is. Now that we know it is a ponzi scheme, let's fix it!! Perry /Martinez 2012.

MORON - Republicans sure know one when they see one. And sometimes, they elect one, too.

TAGS: rick perry stupid conservative republican
Rating: 1.5/5

More politifakes by Cannabal

Cannabal - July 5, 2013, 10:55 am
And yet, I am still cogent enough to type a cogent sentence.
Cannabal - July 5, 2013, 10:52 am
I was with you right up until that last part there, because, as Coulter herself has pointed out, Obama is only "half-black."
ChadAllen - July 4, 2013, 11:40 pm
But I agree with you tho' about Cannonball. Him & ol' Pops both need to lay off that loco weed & clear the smoke outta their attic's.
ChadAllen - July 4, 2013, 11:32 pm
Personally, I think both of these self-serving Parties need to die a grisly death. Neither one's worth a Rats $hit to the people.
ChadAllen - July 4, 2013, 11:31 pm
Bush is going on 5 years down the road. Time to man up & get with this program we've got now. A much more demonstrable one given this enemy of the state we have now virtually gets away with murder & believes he can simply by virtue of his being black!
Cannabal - July 3, 2013, 6:37 pm
If only Bush had a teleprompter: he could've sounded, uh, not stupid.
Cannabal - July 3, 2013, 6:36 pm
That's not true: because I still think Rick Perry is woefully retarded.
OTC - July 3, 2013, 5:51 pm
Now Chad, there were plenty of Republicans that were bamboozled and voted for obama, he just got the wrong picture, cannabal probably smokes too much cannabis
ChadAllen - July 3, 2013, 3:32 pm
What? Nothing about the abject idiot & thorough failure Democrats gave us as their candidate for President?? Moron.

ABSOLUTELY! - Now go get Rubio as your VP, and let's win this thing.

AFFIRMATIVE ACTION - Hire the Mentally Handicapped. You'll be glad you did.

TEA PARTY CANDIDATE TED CRUZ WINS IN TEXAS - Apparently Governor Rick Perry doesn’t know Texans!

UNCLE RON - I'll take you out back and give you a near death experience


40% OF JOBS CREATED - the last few years were created in Texas. No wonder Obama is choking on his Arugula!

HEY RICK PERRY, 1973 CALLED - They want that suit jacket back-LOL. Seriously, beat the pants off Obuzzard in 2012.

CANCER - Can you spot the man who is doing something to stop it?

HEY RICK - I'm sorry you are headed for last place

RICK PERRY - I'll fight Mitt for the nomination

GOVERNOR PERRY MORE COMFORTABLE WITH 2012 RUN - And will announce that he is running for President sometime in 2033.

RICK PERRY - don't be late for fall registration

HEY, MITT. - Don't you tell me that I don't know how to debate anything I don't know about.

PALIN 2.0 - Another accomplished and popular Republican governor. And the liberal slime machine will try any distraction to prevent a comparison of his executive record to Obama's.


SALUTE - Wants to repeal the 16th Amendment. As if our Military isn't underpaid enough. Seriously, think about it.

YOUR KIDS DON'T BELONG TO YOU - Liberal mentality. So I can make tthe neighborhood kids do my household chores?

TAGS: melissa harris perry
Rating: 4.2/5

More politifakes by OTC

OTC - April 17, 2013, 11:46 am
The children of the future have a huge debt to pay, so in theory, they belong to the government which bought them with out of control spending.
PapaFox - April 10, 2013, 8:05 pm
Actually it was more along the lines of getting away from the attitude that "Your kids are your problem" and more of "Children are our future." It's the same basic idea behind public education.
OTC - April 10, 2013, 7:32 pm
Obama saying you didn't do that, someone else made that happen. I guess you didn't make your kids, someone else did so they belong to the community?
Renza - April 10, 2013, 7:13 pm
weird. I imagine it's some kind of play off of 'it takes a village to raise a child', which in the non literal sense, makes sense. most news reporters just need to quit talking though... as do all pundits.
Doggit - April 10, 2013, 6:29 pm
MSNBC host declaring that kids do not belong to their parents but rather the community.
Renza - April 10, 2013, 4:58 pm
not gonna lie, other than obviously trying to call liberals stupid, I really don't get what you're aiming for here.

PERRY/MARTINEZ 2012 - 50 state sweep in the making.


WOW..JUST..WOW - Wants to run for the head of a country that he wants his state to be no part of Secession worked out last time didn't it?

NEWT AND IMPROVED? - Nah. Try old and abandoned.

BOTTOM OF THE BARREL - here's your dollar store GOP line-up. Go Perry, beat Obama.

THIS GUY... - Must think of a way to hide the fact that I used Obama stimulus money to balance my state budget.

FACT - Perry as Governor of Texas, which ranks 44th in the nation on spending per pupil, and ranks 36th in the nation in high school graduates. I bet it's because they took prayer out of schools



YEAH... - How about if we get back to you on that...

TAGS: perry loons
Rating: 2.69/5

More politifakes by PapaFox

ipaprime - February 15, 2013, 7:38 am
hmm i see you left out lower taxes

" I DON'T THINK YOU HAVE A HEART" - Perry finally realizes what liberals have been saying about conservatives for decades.

SHAME...SHAME ON YOU... - Fool me twice... Ya can't fool me again.

FORCED INOCULATIONS OF CHILDREN - To prevent an STD! He received money from the manufacturer! Stick a fork in him he's done!

SIEG HEIL - The Hitler Youth is apparently alive and well in Texas.




Melissa Harris-Perry: Tax Cheat & Hypocrite -

Outrageous Display of Liberal Lunacy -

worse than the Oscars -

MSNBC: Lien Forward -